Thursday, November 17, 2011

10 things a girl probably doesn't know about a guy


1. Guys are more emotional then they think, if they loved them truly.

2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

5. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

6. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

7. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

8. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

9. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

10. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Love is when ???

Ans is....

He starts getting serious about his Life,
'n she stops Thinking about It.

He Starts Saving Money to Spend only for Her,
'n She never stops Spending on herself.

He Stops Smoking, Drinking just for Her,
'n She starts Alarming about not to have Them.

He starts Getting Crazy on her Every Move,
'n She starts Realising how Beautiful is she for Someone.

He starts Telling her every Little Thing,
'n she starts Talkng about Useless Things..

He stops Sleeping just to have a little talk with her,
'n she starts Sacrificing her Sleep just to Let Him do so..

He starts Taking her as if she is his wife,
'n she starts Learning to Cook Food just to Prove it True..

He stops looking at other Girls,
'n she starts Getting Serious about her Own Looks.

He Gets Emotional while Reading this Text,
'n she Smiles for the Same.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Har ek boss zaruri hota hai.......

Chai k Liye jaise Toast hota hai,
Waise har ek BOSS zaruri hota hai.
Koi friday evening review par bulaye
Koi Saturday ko office bulaye

Ek teri idea ko apna bataye,
Aur Ek tera target har month badhaye
Koi nature se gentle,
koi bura hota hai,
Par har ek boss zaruri hota hai.

Ek ghadi ghadi review kare, par kabhi kabhi advice de
Ek kabhi kabhi review kare, aur ghadi ghadi advice de

Koi Gyan ka ghoomta phirta satellite,
Koi din raat rakhe team ko tight;
Koi welcomed hai, koi forced hota hai
Par har ek boss zaruri hota hai

Koi bossy boss,
koi friendly boss
Koi Data crazy excel boss.
Moody boss, koi gloomy boss
Early morning office aane wala Boss,
Koi late night jaane wala Boss

Koi promote na kare aur appraisal me tarsaye
Koi good suggestion ko bhi thukhraye

Koi best friend aur, koi aloof hota hai
Par har ek boss Zaruri hota hai !!!

Warmth in human relationships

A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open.

He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot the matter. The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by its color and drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed the mother hurried him to the hospital, where he died. The mother was stunned. She was terrified how to face her husband.

When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child he looked at his wife and uttered just four words.
The husband just said, "I am with you."

The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive behavior. The child is dead. He can never be brought back to life. There is no point in finding fault with the mother. Besides, if only he had taken time to keep the bottle away, this would not have happened.

No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only child. What she needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her.

If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the world. Take off all your jealousies, un-forgiveness, selfishness, and fears. And you will find things are actually not as difficult as you think. Sometimes we spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to blame, whether in a relationship, in a job or with the people we know. By this way we miss out some warmth in human relationship.

"What appears to be the end may really...be a New Beginning."

Saturday, August 20, 2011

10 reasons to smile

1. Smiling Makes Us Attractive

We are drawn to people who smile. There is an attraction factor. We want to know a smiling person and figure out what is so good. Frowns, scowls and grimaces all push people away -- but a smile draws them in (avoid these to keep your smile looking great).

2. Smiling Changes Our Mood

Next time you are feeling down, try putting on a smile. There's a good chance you mood will change for the better. Smiling can trick the body into helping you change your mood.

3. Smiling Is Contagious

When someone is smiling they lighten up the room, change the moods of others, and make things happier. A smiling person brings happiness with them. Smile lots and you will draw people to you.

4. Smiling Relieves Stress

Stress can really show up in our faces. Smiling helps to prevent us from looking tired, worn down, and overwhelmed. When you are stressed, take time to put on a smile. The stress should be reduced and you'll be better able to take action.

5. Smiling Boosts Your Immune System

Smiling helps the immune system to work better. When you smile, immune function improves possibly because you are more relaxed. Prevent the flu and colds by smiling.

6. Smiling Lowers Your Blood Pressure

When you smile, there is a measurable reduction in your blood pressure. Give it a try if you have a blood pressure monitor at home. Sit for a few minutes, take a reading. Then smile for a minute and take another reading while still smiling. Do you notice a difference?

7. Smiling Releases Endorphins, Natural Pain Killers and Serotonin

Studies have shown that smiling releases endorphins, natural pain killers, and serotonin. Together these three make us feel good. Smiling is a natural drug.

8. Smiling Lifts the Face and Makes You Look Younger

The muscles we use to smile lift the face, making a person appear younger. Don't go for a face lift, just try smiling your way through the day -- you'll look younger and feel better.

9. Smiling Makes You Seem Successful

Smiling people appear more confident, are more likely to be promoted, and more likely to be approached. Put on a smile at meetings and appointments and people will react to you differently.

10. Smiling Helps You Stay Positive

Try this test: Smile. Now try to think of something negative without losing the smile. It's hard. When we smile our body is sending the rest of us a message that "Life is Good!" Stay away from depression, stress and worry by smiling.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Read It..

એક દીકરી તો સાસરે જઈને ફરીથી મમ્મી જેવું જીવે છે(જીવવાનો પ્રયત્ન કરે છે). જે મમ્મી વિષે લગ્ન પહેલાં કદાચ કોઈ દીકરી એટલું નથી વિચારતી, જેટલું લગ્ન પછીની જવાબદારીઓ નિભાવતી વખતે એને વિચારે છે અને એ પ્રમાણે એનાં બદલાતા રૂટીન ને જીવે છે. કદાચ માનસિક પરિવર્તન પામે છે. લગ્ન પહેલા, પોતે શું કરવા માંગે છે કે ફ્યુચર, કે કરિયર કે એવી એવી જ થીયરીની વાતો કરતી દરેક દીકરી, સાસરે ગયા પછી પ્રેક્ટીકલ લાઈફમાં બહુ બદલાઈ જતી હોય છે.

લોકો લગ્ન પહેલા છોકરીના વિચારો જાણવા આતુર હોય છે, અને એ પ્રમાણે જ એનું અવલોકન કરે છે, પણ મને લાગે છે, કે એ માત્ર થીયરી છે, છોકરી લગ્ન પછી પ્રેક્ટીકલ લાઈફમાં કેવી હશે એ માટે એની મમ્મીના વિચારોનું પણ થોડું અવલોકન બહુ જરૂરી છે. કારણકે ઘણું ખરું એ અંગત જીવનમાં એની મમ્મીની પ્રતિકૃતિ જ બને છે. બહાર લોકોની દ્રષ્ટીએ સામાજિક બદલાવમાં ભલે એ ગમે તેટલી આધુનિક કેમ નાં હોય, લગ્ન પછી અચૂક માનસિક સ્તરે એ સંબંધોમાં વધારે સહનશીલ અને વિવેકી બને છે.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

ભારતીય નારી

પાંચ આંકડાની પગારદાર ભારતીય નારી
વહેલી સવારે પાંચ વાગ્યે ઉઠી જાય છે
ઉઠીને ભગવાન યાદ કર્યાં પહેલા એ
આખા દિવસમાં જે કાર્ય કરવાના છે એ યાદ કરે છે

અચાનક એને યાદ આવે છે
આજે કામવાળી નથી આવવાની
વોંશીગ મશીન ખરાબ છે
ગઇ કાલના કપડા ધોવાનાં બાકી છે

છ વાગ્યા સુધીમાં વાસણ અને કપડા
ધોવાનું ઉતાવળે આટોપી નાખે છે
પરસેવાથી રેબઝેબ કપાળ લુછીને
વિખરાયેલા વાળને રબ્બરબેંડથી બાંધે છે

સવારની તાજી હવામાં યોગા અને હળવી કસરત કરે છે
યોગા-કસરત પુરી થતાં એનાં બાળકોને સ્કુમ માટે તૈયાર કરે છે
બાળકોને ફટાફટ તૈયાર કરીને રસોડા તરફ વળે છે
બાળકો માટે નાસ્તો બનાવીને લંચબોકસ પેક કરે છે

પોતાના બાળકોને એ ટુ વ્હિલર વાહનમાં સ્કુલે મુકવા જાય છે
રસ્તામાં બચ્ચાઓ એમનાં માટે શું લઇ આવવાનું મમ્મીને કહે છે
ઓફિસનાં પેડીંગવર્કથી ચિતિંત મમ્મી બચ્ચાની વાતોને મગજના
એક ખુણે સાચવીને મુકી દે છે

સ્કુલથી પાછા આવીને ઘડીયાળમાં જોયું સાડાસાતનો સમય છે
પતિ,સાસું અને દેવર માટે નાસ્તો બનાવવા ફરી રસોડામાં જાય છે
ઘડીયાળમાં સમય જોતા જોતાં ફટાફટ ટેબલ પર નાસ્તો પિરસે છે
એ પણ ફટાફટ પોતાનો નાસ્તો પુરો કરે છે,ઘડીયાલ હસતાં
મુખે એને આઠ વાગ્યાનો સમય બતાવે છે
અને એ બાથરૂમ તરફ રવાના થાય છે

ઝટપટ સ્નાનવિધિ પૂરી કરીને પોતાના બેડરૂમના વોર્ડસામે ગોઠવાય જાય છે
ડ્રેસ અને સાડીઑની હારમાળા વચ્ચે શું પહેરવું એ વિચારે ચડે છે
આધુનિકા દેખાવા માટે જિન્સ અને ટોપ પર પંસદગી ઉતારે છે

કોલેજમાં જેના રૂપની ચર્ચા થતી એ રૂપગર્વિતા,પોતાના રૂપને
અકબંધ સચવાયેલું જોઇને અરિસામાં પોતાનાં પ્રતિબિંબ સામે
મસ્તીથી આંખ મિચકારે છે.અમસ્તું એનાથી હસાય જાય છે
એના મિત્રનો એસ એમ એસ યાદ આવી જાય છે.

એક હાથમાં બ્રાન્ડેવ વોચ,બીજા હાથમાં ટ્રેંડી બ્રેસલેટ
બંને આંખોમાં કાજલની પતલી લાઇને ખેંચે છે
હોઠો પર લાઇટ સેડની લિપસ્ટિક લગાડે છે
ઇમ્પોર્ટેડ પરફ્યુમ છાંટીને પગમા બ્રાન્ડેડ ચપ્પ્લ પહેરે છે

એની પોતાની કારમાં ઓફિસ જવા માટે નીકળે છે
ઘડીયાલમા જોયું તો સવારનાં નવ વાગ્યાનો સમય છે
ગુડ મોર્નિગનો રાબેતા મૂજબ ગમતો એસ એમ એસ આવે છે
સાડાનવ વાગ્યે ઓફિસ પહોંચે છે,
ગઇ કાલના પેડીંગવર્કને ફટાફટ પુરા કરે છે
સમય સવારનાં અગ્યાર વાગ્યાનો ધડીયાળ બતાવે છે

ઓફિસમાં બોસનું આગમન થયું,
થોડી વારમાં બોસનો બુલાવો મેડમને આવે છે
નવાકામ માટે એના પર પંસદગી ઉતારે છે
કારણ-ઓફિસની સિનિયર અને જવાબદાર વ્યકિત તરીકે ગણનાં થતી હતી
કંપનીની સૌથી વધું વિશ્વાશું તરીકે એની છાપ અકબંધ હતી

નવુ કામ હાથમાં લઇને પોતાની કેબિનમાં કોમ્પયુટર સામે ગોઠવાય છે
ઓફિસનું કામ,ફેસબુક,મિત્રોનાં ફોન,મેસેન્જર-આ બધાને પુરતો ન્યાય આપે છે
ઘડીયાલમાં સમય બતાવે છે બપોરનાં એક વાગ્યાને ત્રીસ મિનિટ .

મેંમ ટિફિનબોકસ ખોલે છે,ઓફિસની અન્ય છોકરીઓ કેબિનમાં આવે છે
ઓફિસમાં લાડકુ સ્થાન ધરાવતાં,મેમ સાથે છોકરી જમતા જમતાં
હસી-મજાક અને સુખ-દુખની વાતો કરે છે,ત્યારે આધુનિકા જેવી
લાગતી માનૂનીઓમાંથી મધ્યમવર્ગની ગૃહિણીની ઝાંખી થતી હતી
એક અલ્લડ છોકરી જતાં જતાં કહેતી ગઇ,”મેમ,આજે મસ્ત લાગો છોને કાંઇ.”
મેમ મનમાં મલકી ગયા,ફરી પેલા ફ્રેન્ડનો એસ એમ એસ યાદ આવી ગયો.

બે વાગ્યાને ત્રીસ મિનિટે બધા ફરી પોતપોતાના કામે વળગી જાય છે
વચ્ચે સમય કાઢીને પોતાના છોકરાઓ સાથે વાતો કરી લે છે
વચ્ચે વચ્ચે ખાસ મિત્રો સાથે ચેટ કરી લે છે,
ફેસબુકમાં મિત્રોની પોસ્ટ પર કોમેન્ટ મુકે છે
બોસે સોપેલું કામુ પુરું થતાં બોસની કેબિન તરફ વળે છે

કામ પુરું થયાની જવાબદારી વ્યવસ્થિત પુરી કરી એનો સંતોષ
બોસની કેબિનની બહાર નીકળતી વખતે ચહેરા પર દેખાય આવે છે
સમય બતાવે છે સાંજના સાડાપાંચ વાગ્યાનો,
કોમ્પયુટર ઓફ કરતાં પહેલા મિત્રો પાસેથી “હું જાંઉ”ની મંજુરી મેળવે છે
મિત્રોથી છુટા પડવાનો રંજ ચહેરા પર સ્પષ્ટ દેખાઇ આવે છે

ઓફિસથી નીકળીને સ્ટેસનરીની દુકાનેથી બચ્ચાની બધી વસ્તુંઓ ખરીદે છે
રસ્તામાં શાક માર્કેટમાંથી શાક-બકાલું ખરીદે છે,અન્ય પરચુરણ વસ્તું ખરીદે છે
સમય છે સાંજનાં છ વાગ્યાનો,ફટાફટ કપડા બદલીને જિમમાં જવા નીકળે છે
જિમમાંથી ધરે આવે છે,ઘરની ધડીયાલ થાકેલી હાલતમાં સાતનો સમય બતાવે છે

ફરી કપડા બદલાવીને એ રસોડા તરફ વળે છે,
ઘરનાં બધાને ભાવતી વાનગી બનાવે છે
બધી વાનગીઓ ડાઇનિંગ ટેબલ પર ગોઠવે છે
બધાને જમાડીને એ જમવા બેસે છે
પણ આ શું!જે બધાને ભાવે છે એ વાનગી મેમને નથી ભાવતી
બે રોટલી કેરીનાં છુંદા સાથે ખાઇ લે છે

ટેબલ પરનાં બધા વાસણૉ ઉપાડીને ફટાફટ સાફ કરી નાંખે છે
એક ખુણામાં પ્લાસ્ટીકનાં ટબમાં આજના ઉતારેલા કપડા જુવે છે
કપડાનો ઢગ જોઇને એક ઉનો નિસાસો નાંખે છે
વોંશીંગ મશીન ખરાબ છે એ યાદ આવે છે

કપડા ભરેલું ટબ ઉઠાવી ચોકડી તરફ વળે છે
ચોકડીમાં નદી કાઠે ગામડાની સ્ત્રીની યાદ અપાવે એ રીતે
કપડાને ઘોકાથી ધોતી હતી,
પાંચ આંકડાની પગારદાર એક ગુજરાતી નારી

Monday, August 1, 2011

Follow It for Happiness...

1. Make peace with your past so it won’t screw up the present.
2. What other people think of u is none of your business.
3. Time heals almost everything, give time.
4. No one is in charge of your happiness expect you!
5. Don’t compare your life to others n don’t judge them. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
6. STOP thinking too much, it’s alright not know all the answers. They will come to you when you least expect it.
7. Smile…. You don’t own all the problems in the world.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

કાલ ની "દીકરી" આજ વહુ થઇ ગઇ

કાલ ની "દીકરી" આજ વહુ થઇ ગઇ,
કાલે જલશા કરતી હવે સાસરીયા મા સેવા કરતી થઇ ગઇ
કાલ જીન...્સ પહેરતી આજે સાડી પહેરતી થઇ ગઇ
માવતર મા વેહતી ચંચલ નદી સાસરીયે ધીર ગંભીર થઇ ગઇ
રોજ છુટ થી પૈસા વાપરતી આજ શાકભાજી ના ભાવતાલ કરતી થઇ ગઇ
કાલે સ્કુટી ફુલ સ્પીડે ચલાવતી એ આજે બાઇક મા પાછડ બેસતી થઇ ગઇ ગઇ
કાલ સુધી ૩ ટાઇમ બિન્દાસ જમતી આજે ૩ ટાઇમ જમવાનુ બનાવતી થઇ ગઇ
હંમેશા પોતાનુ ધાર્યુ કરતી આજ પતી નુ ધાર્યુ કરતી થઇ ગઇ
માં પાસે કામ કરાવતી આજે સાસુ નુ કામ કરતી થઇ ગઇ
બહેન સાથે લડતી ઝગડતી આજે નનંદ નુ ક્હયુ કરતી થઇ ગઇ
ભાભી ની મજાક કરતી આજ જેઠાણી ને આદર આપતી થઇ ગઇ
પિતા ના આંખ નુ પાણી આજ સસરા ના ગ્લાસ નુ પાણી થઇ ગઇ
છતા પણ પિતા કહે છે વાહ મારી આંખ નુ રતન મારી " દીકરી " સાસરીયે જઇ સુખી થઇ ગઇ

Monday, July 18, 2011

For increasing your ability to live your life with abundance and fulfillment

  1. Take chances
  2. Take the challenge
  3. Look for the miracles
  4. Look for the lessons
  5. Accept that the only person whose life and happiness we each have control over is our own
  6. Try everything (so long as it is in agreement with your highest values)
  7. Decide to live with no regret
  8. Don’t be held back by fear- be willing to take a leap of faith
  9. Don’t be held back by social conditioning, negative beliefs, or other people’s expectations
  10. Dream big
  11. Take action
  12. Be gentle with yourself and others
  13. Give freely without expectations
  14. Follow your heart
  15. Trust your intuition
  16. Focus on what's right rather than what's wrong. Declare that 'life is going my way'
  17. Appreciate the blessings and gain strength and courage from the challenges
  18. Don’t waste time and energy on things that really don’t matter
  19. Don’t feel guilty about spending time on things you love
  20. Explore your passions and discover new ones
  21. Explore the world
  22. Explore the rich territory of your inner being
  23. Seek knowledge and understanding
  24. Don’t hold back- emotionally or physically
  25. Be daring
  26. Let yourself just be
  27. Open your heart and your mind
  28. Be open to possibilities
  29. Choose to be happy- say I love my life and mean it!
  30. Choose to be thankful by expressing gratitude every day
  31. Keep a gratitude journal
  32. Trust your strength and wisdom
  33. Commit to ridding yourself of things that hold you back
  34. Laugh and cry- allow yourself to fully feel your feelings
  35. Be fully present in every moment
  36. Be open to receiving the gifts that are offered; by the universe and by other people
  37. Stop seeking approval from others and create it within yourself

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Nine Ways to Keep Moving Forward

Forget Regret
Leave your mistakes and regret in the past. They don’t define your value, then or now. When you stay in the past you become stuck and unable to move forward. We all have made mistakes with our job choices, friends and relationships. The consequences can hit us pretty hard. However, to begin learning how to put these experiences behind us – by letting them go, we can begin to live in the here and now. Give yourself the gift of forgiveness and keep moving forward.

Learn from Failure
Learning from failure and having regret are two separate things. Regret is an emotion; a feeling of disappointment along with a modest amount of shame or guilt. But to look back at a circumstance and figure out what went wrong gives you some very important information. This review allows you to evaluate what worked and what didn’t, and more importantly, why. Often when you are removed from a situation, you can look at it more objectively which will allow you to make better choices to keep moving forward.

Ask for Help
You are not alone. It may feel that way sometimes, but there are many people who would extend their hand and lift you up if asked. All you have to do is ask. Consider co-workers, neighbors, or your church. Often times we are afraid to ask because we don’t believe we are worthy to receive the help. Think about this: we are surrounded by millions and millions of people by design – for a purpose. A hand to grasp, a shoulder to cling, and a face to radiate hope can help you to keep moving forward.

Believe You are Worthy
Whatever your goal, your dream, or your desire, you are worthy of achieving it. The closer you get to it is when the enemy of you soul will begin putting doubt in your mind by playing the self-limiting tapes that say you are not worthy. Replace these old tapes with a newer one that contains the truth – you are worthy to have your heart’s true desire and to keep moving forward.

Take 100% Responsibility
Except in rare and unfortunate circumstances, you are responsible for the quality and condition of your life. Your career, your relationships and your happiness are all under your direct control. Sometimes we choose to do nothing when we get hit hard because it’s just easier and less painful that way. But the real pain is only deferred. You have to live with yourself. You have to live with the voice in your gut, your inner wisdom, that says you gave up too soon or didn’t try hard enough. When you hear this inner voice speaking to you, it’s usually right. It’s your choice, then, to get up and keep moving forward.

Know What You Want
This isn’t about the how, only the what. In order to move forward in life, you need a firm foundation to step from. Understanding what and where you want to go in life will provide your vision and spirit – your foundation. The how will figure itself out when you know you want to keep moving forward.

Trust
There are no accidents without value. When you get hit hard and land on your back, look for the reasons and for the value in this. Open your heart and trust this happened for a reason. Perhaps it was to test your determination or to alert you to the fact you were on the wrong path. Either way, trust the experience is happening for a reason and be open to making adjustments in order to keep moving forward.

Want it More
How badly do you want it? How badly do you really want to achieve what you are working so hard to accomplish? When you get hit hard, you have an opportunity to answer this question. It’s one thing to say you want to do something, or to be something. But to walk through the pain; to get up and keep moving forward knowing there may be more pain ahead, is a test of your determination and resolve. When you find yourself getting back on your feet, you have indeed answered this question and there’s no doubt you will keep moving forward.

Keep the Faith
Faith: A strong belief in something without proof or evidence
At the end of the day when you are weary from all of the effort and energy you have expended and you are sore and tired from being hit hard so many times, but the dream is not realized, the one thing that tells you to keep going; to get up tomorrow and to keep moving forward, is your faith. Honor this and cherish it. Faith is what makes you human. It gives you energy and hope. And if you let it, your faith will deliver you to wherever you want to go in life.

New ways of Stealing

Be sure to read Scene 3. Quite interesting.

This is a new one.People sure stay busy

trying to cheat us, don't they?


SCENE 1.
A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings
in the locker. After the workout and a shower, he came out,
saw the locker open, and thought to himself, 'Funny,
I thought I locked the locker..


Hmm, 'He dressed and just flipped the wallet to make
sure all was in order.


Everything looked okay - all cards were in place...


A few weeks later his credit card bill came -
a whooping bill of $14,000!


He called the credit card company and started
yelling at them, saying that he did not make
the transactions.


Customer care personnel verified that
there was no Mistake in the system and asked
if his card had been stolen..


'No,' he said, but then took out his
wallet, pulled out the credit card, and yep -
you guessed it - a switch had been made.


An expired similar credit card from
the same bank was in the wallet.


The thief broke into his locker at the gym
and switched cards.


Verdict: The credit card issuer said since
he did not report the card missing earlier,
he would have to pay the amount owed
to them.


How much did he have to pay for items
he did not buy?


$9,000! Why were there no calls made to
verify the amount swiped?
Small amounts rarely trigger a 'warning bell'
with some credit card companies.
It just so happens that all the small amounts
added up to big one!
============================


SCENE 2.
A man at a local restaurant paid for his meal
with his credit card.


The bill for the meal came, he signed it and
the waitress folded the receipt and passed the
credit card along.


Usually, he would just take it and place it in his
wallet or pocket. Funny enough, though, he
actually took a look at the car and
behold, it was the expired card of another person.


He called the waitress and she looked perplexed.


She took it back, apologized, and hurried back to
the counter under the watchful eye of the man.


All the waitress did while walking to the counter
was wave the wrong expired card to the counter
cashier, and the counter cashier immediately
looked down and took out the real card.


No exchange of words --- nothing! She took
it and came back to the man with an apology..


Verdict:


Make sure the credit cards in your wallet are yours.


Check the name on the card every time you
sign for something and/or the card is taken
away for even a short period of time.


Many people just take back the credit card without
even looking at it, 'assuming' that it has to be theirs.




FOR YOUR OWN SAKE, DEVELOP THE HABIT
OF CHECKING YOUR CREDIT CARD EACH TIME
IT IS RETURNED TO YOU AFTER A TRANSACTION!
==========================


SCENE 3:
Yesterday I went into a pizza restaurant to
pick up an order that I had called in.


I paid by using my Visa Check Card which, of
course, is linked directly to my checking
account.


The young man behind the counter took my
card, swiped it, then laid it on the counter as
he waited for the approval, which is pretty
standard procedure..


While he waited, he picked up his cell phone
and started dialing.


I noticed the phone because it is the same
model I have, but nothing seemed out of the
ordinary. ? Then I heard a click that sounded
like my phone sounds when I take a picture.


He then gave me back my card but kept the
phone in his hand as if he was still pressing
buttons.


Meanwhile, I'm thinking: I wonder what he
is taking a picture of, oblivious to what was
really going on.


It then dawned on me: the only thing there
was my credit card, so now I'm paying close
attention to what he is doing..


He set his phone on the counter, leaving it
open.


About five seconds later, I heard the chime
that tells you that the picture has been saved.


Now I'm standing there struggling with the
fact that this boy just took a picture of my creditcard.


Yes, he played it off well, because had we not
had the same kind of phone, I probably would
never have known what happened.


Needless to say, I immediately cancelled
that card as I was walking out of the pizza
parlor..


All I am saying is, be aware of your
surroundings at all times.


Whenever you are using your credit card
take caution and don't be careless.


Notice who is standing near you and what
they are doing when you use your card.


Be aware of phones, because many have a
camera phone these days.

Classes in OOPS

class Indian_Bachelor_ female_professio nal
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_ problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
char non_co_operative;
};

class Married_female_ Software_ Professional
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
};

class Female_Engaged_ software_ professional
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_ work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding( );
char edgy;
};

class Indian_Newly_ Married_software _professional
{
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance( );
char hen_pecked;
};

class Indian_husband_ wife_software_ professional
{
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_ company;
void lov
};
Class Guy_who_wrote_ this
{
Long time_on_bench;
Void work();

}

Monday, July 11, 2011

Biggest Truths of Life

A few of the biggest truths that we have learned from both the good and bad experiences in life, as well as lifelong passion for reading and study of human behavior are these:

• Nothing is ever ‘ as good as it gets .’

• You tend to get what you focus on .

• There is always a choice .

• There is always a way .

• Despite all obstacles, it is an amazing world.

• The joy of singing is enough reason to sing.

• Gratitude is a choice.

• Whatever our physical surroundings, we can create our own sense of space.

• Your past determines your present, but you determine your future.

• Applying common knowledge in an uncommon way is the basis of success.

• You can choose to be happy.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Build your Self Respect

Self respect is one of the most valuable things you can have. It helps you feel worthy of happiness and the respect of others. It reminds you that you are a valuable person- simply by virtue of being alive.

It also sets a standard for others to follow. People take most of their cues from how we treat ourselves, so if you want to be treated with kindness and respect, make sure that you are setting a good example.

A healthy self respect encourages you to treat yourself well. Treating yourself with respect promotes happiness in various ways.

Firstly, if the person with whom you spend every waking minute-yourself- is a kind and nurturing companion, you will feel much happier than if you spend your life being criticized, neglected, and made to feel inadequate by yourself. It is truly good advice to be your own best friend.

It is a shame that most people are far nicer to everyone else than they are to themselves. If you find that you are always negative and critical in your thinking about yourself, I encourage you to really start trying to become a positive, inspiring friend to yourself instead.

Of course, like any bad habit, ridding yourself of negative self-talk and attitudes will take time. If you become aware of the need to correct this behavior though, and commit to making changes, you are well on the road to developing a healthy new self respect.

If you believe that you deserve happiness and fulfillment, you are very likely to attract and create circumstances that promote these conditions. By feeling that your happiness is a priority, you will be on the lookout for opportunities to do things you enjoy, and that are in line with your goals and desires. Knowing that you deserve to be happy, you will probably not pass up chances to be happy.

On the other hand, if you are stuck in a negative mindset, and you believe that everyone else’s happiness is more important than yours, you will possibly forego your chances for fulfillment with flimsy excuses such as time, money, or other ‘more pressing’ commitments.

We consciously and subconsciously set out to create an external life that matches our internal beliefs.

If you have a good level of self respect, clear ideas of what you want in life, and the belief that you can and should have what you want, it is very likely that you will seek and find opportunities to fulfill these desires. Knowing what you want is a very big factor in having what you want. If you only have a very vague notion of a better life, it is very hard to take concrete steps towards creating one.

We also draw positive people, situations, and energy to us when we reflect a positive attitude ourselves. The fact that upbeat people with an optimistic outlook and good self image constantly seem to ‘get all the breaks’ is no coincidence. In a world based on energy, we have incredible power to attract and repel things and people.

Have you noticed that as you become more positive, more loving, and open your mind to the unlimited possibilities in life, you tend to be surrounded with people who share these qualities? ‘Like attracts like,’ it is said, and ‘birds of a feather do flock together.’

If you look at the people around you and see a miserable, gray-faced bunch, it’s time for a good hard look in the mirror. The people you spend most time with are probably a fair reflection of your own mental attitude. Even if you have a generally good outlook in life, being around gloomy people all the time will definitely take its toll.

As well as assessing your own level of self respect and optimism, and committing to improving these areas if you feel they are under par, make it a priority to surround yourself with cheerful, positive people. They will inspire you- enthusiasm is just as contagious as negativity. I know which I would rather ‘catch!’

It is said that ‘friends are the gift you give yourself,’ so give yourself gifts that lift you up rather than drag you down!

Once you have decided to improve and nurture your self image, you then need to focus on strategies for creating increased self respect.

I find that one of the most powerful ways to eliminate negative beliefs, and create positive ones, is by using affirmations (powerful positive statements repeated frequently).

EFT, or Emotional Freedom Technique can also be very effective in ridding yourself of emotional blocks and destructive thinking.

There are also many practical things you can do, such as focusing on your good qualities rather than the ones you see as bad. Be good to yourself. Practice saying ‘no’ when you don’t want to do something, and ‘yes’ when you do.

Make your happiness your priority. Do something you really love every day- even if it is only for a few minutes. Be gentle with yourself. Try not to expect too much from yourself. Give yourself time and space to just be yourself.

A strong, healthy self respect is one of the foundations of happiness and emotional well-being. It can help you through tough times, and inspire you to follow your heart and your dreams.

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Kabir V/S SE

Kabir :Aisi baani boliye, man ka aapa khoye
Auron ko sheetal kare, aaphi sheetal hoye


SE :Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,
Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye
Kabir :Guru Govind doyu khade, kaake laagu paye
Balihari guru aapke, govind diyo bataye

SE :Client aur manager doyu khade, kaake laagu paye
Balihaari client aapke, manager diyo bataye.

Rahim :Rahiman dhaaga prem ka, mat todo chatkaye
tode se fir jude na, jude gaanth pad jaaye

SE :SE confidence manager, mat todo chatkaye
Project to barbaad hoye hi, appraisal mein waat lag jaye.

Kabir :Dheere dheere re mana, dheere sab kuch hoye,
Maali seenche sow ghara, ritu aaye phal hoye

SE :Dheere dheere re project leader, dheere project execute hoye,
client dikhaye kitni bhi urgency, release deadline ke baad hi hoye..

Kabir :Jab Tun Aaya Jagat Mein , Log Hanse Tu Roye
Aise Karni Na Kari , Pache Hanse Sab roye


SE :Jab project aaye company mein, client hase hum roye,
Aisi karni na kari , tu hase client roye...
Kabir :Dukh Mein Sumiran Sab Kare , Sukh Mein Kare Na Koye
Jo Sukh Mein Sumiran Kare , Tau Dukh Kahe Ko Hoye

SE :Rush hour mein kaam sab karen , routine mein kare na koye,
jo routine mein sab kaam kare, to rush hour kaahe hoye.

Kabir :Pothhi padh padh jag mooya, pandit bhaya na koye,
Dhai aakhar prem ka, padhe so pandit hoye

SE :Coding kar ar jag mooya, programmer bhaya na koye,
Do shabd copy-paste ke, kare so programmer hoye.

Kabir :Chalati chakki dekh ke, diya Kabira roye,
Do paatan ke beechmein, saabut bacha na koye

SE :Client aur manager ko dekhke, engineers saare roye,
Deadline meet karne ke chakkar mein, saabut bacha na koye.

Kabir :Chinta Aisee Dakini, Kat Kaleja Khaye
Vaid Bichara Kya Kare , Kahan Tak Dawa Lagaye

SE :Deadline aisi dakini, man ka tension badhaaye,
kaam itna ho sar par, time pe complete kaise ho paaye.

Kabir :Maala To Kar Mein Phire , Jeebh Phire Mukh Mahin
Manua To Chahun Dish Phire, Yeh To Sumiran Nahin

SE :Engineer gaye sab cigarette peene, Leader phire office maahin,
Cubicle se jyaada time canteen pe rahe, yeh to dedication naahin

Friday, July 8, 2011

Read and feel for yourself..

Read and feel for yourself what the heck we are doing here…………

They are the poster boys of matrimonial classifieds. They are paid handsomely, perceived to be intelligent and travel abroad frequently. Single-handedly, they brought purpose to the otherwise sleepy city of Bangalore.

Indian software engineers are today the face of a third-world rebellion. But what exactly do they do? That's a disturbing question. Last week, during the annual fair of the software industry's apex body Nasscom, no one uttered a word about India's programmers.

The event, which brought together software professionals from around the world, used up all its 29 sessions to discuss prospects to improve the performance of software companies. Panels chose to debate extensively on subjects like managing innovation, business growth and multiple geographies.

But there was nothing on programmers, who you would imagine are the driving force behind the success of the Indian software companies. Perhaps you imagined wrong. "It is an explosive truth that local software companies won't accept.

Most software professionals in India are not programmers, they are mere coders," says a senior executive from a global consultancy firm, who has helped Nasscom in researching its industry reports.

In industry parlance, coders are akin to smart assembly line workers as opposed to programmers who are plant engineers. Programmers are the brains, the glorious visionaries who create things. Large software programmes that often run into billions of lines are designed and developed by a handful of programmers.

Coders follow instructions to write, evaluate and test small components of the large program. As a computer science student in IIT Mumbai puts it if programming requires a post graduate level of knowledge of complex algorithms and programming methods, coding requires only high school knowledge of the subject.

Coding is also the grime job. It is repetitive and monotonous. Coders know that. They feel stuck in their jobs. They have fallen into the trap of the software hype and now realise that though their status is glorified in the society, intellectually they are stranded.

Companies do not offer them stock options anymore and their salaries are not growing at the spectacular rates at which they did a few years ago.

"There is nothing new to learn from the job I am doing in Pune. I could have done it with some training even after passing high school," says a 25-year-old who joined Infosys after finishing his engineering course in Nagpur.

A Microsoft analyst says, "Like our manufacturing industry, the Indian software industry is largely a process driven one. That should speak for the fact that we still don't have a domestic software product like Yahoo or Google to use in our daily lives."

IIT graduates have consciously shunned India's best known companies like Infosys and TCS, though they offered very attractive salaries. Last year, from IIT Powai, the top three Indian IT companies got just 10 students out of the 574 who passed out.

The best computer science students prefer to join companies like Google and Trilogy. Krishna Prasad from the College of Engineering, Guindy, Chennai, who did not bite Infosys' offer, says, "The entrance test to join TCS is a joke compared to the one in Trilogy. That speaks of what the Indian firms are looking for."

A senior TCS executive, who requested anonymity, admitted that the perception of coders is changing even within the company. It is a gloomy outlook. He believes it has a lot to do with business dynamics.

The executive, a programmer for two decades, says that in the late '70s and early '80s, software drew a motley set of professionals from all kinds of fields.

In the mid-'90s, as onsite projects increased dramatically, software companies started picking all the engineers they could as the US authorities granted visas only to graduates who had four years of education after high school.



"After Y2K, as American companies discovered India's cheap software professionals, the demand for engineers shot up," the executive says. Most of these engineers were coders. They were almost identical workers who sat long hours to write line after line of codes, or test a fraction of a programme.

They did not complain because their pay and perks were good. Now, the demand for coding has diminished, and there is a churning.

Over the years, due to the improved communication networks and increased reliability of Indian firms, projects that required a worker to be at a client's site, say in America, are dwindling in number. And with it the need for engineers who have four years of education after high school.

Graduates from non-professional courses, companies know, can do the engineer's job equally well. Also, over the years, as Indian companies have already coded for many common applications like banking, insurance and accounting, they have created libraries of code which they reuse.

Top software companies have now started recruiting science graduates who will be trained alongside engineers and deployed in the same projects. The CEO of India's largest software company TCS, S Ramadorai, had earlier explained, "The core programming still requires technical skills.

But, there are other jobs we found that can be done by graduates." NIIT's Arvind Thakur says, "We have always maintained that it is the aptitude and not qualifications that is vital for programming. In fact, there are cases where graduate programmers have done better than the ones from the engineering stream."

Software engineers are increasingly getting dejected. Sachin Rao, one of the coders stuck in the routine of a job that does not excite him anymore, has been toying with the idea of moving out of Infosys but cannot find a different kind of "break", given his coding experience.

He sums up his plight by vaguely recollecting a story in which thousands of caterpillars keep climbing a wall, the height of which they don't know. They clamber over each other, fall, start again, but keep climbing. They don't know that they can eventually fly.

Rao cannot remember how the story ends but feels the coders of India today are like the caterpillars who plod their way through while there are more spectacular ways of reaching the various destinations of life.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

My date with another WOMAN

Dear All,

Please do read.

After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said I love you but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you.
The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER,who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally.

That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "What's wrong, are you well," she asked? My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news.

"I thought that it would be pleasant to be with you," I responded. "Just the two of us." She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that very much."

That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about our date. She waited in the door with her coat on. She had curled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to celebrate her last wedding anniversary.

She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an angel's.
"I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they were impressed, "she said, as she got into the car. "They can't wait to hear about our meeting". We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant, was very nice and cozy. My mother took my arm as if she were the First Lady. After we sat down,I had to read the menu. Half way through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me. A nostalgic smile was on her lips "It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small," she said.

"Then it's time that you relax and let me return the favor," I responded.

During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation -nothing extraordinary, but catching up on recent events of each other's life. We talked so much that we missed the movie.

As we arrived at her house later,she said, "I'll go out with you again, but only if you let me invite you." I agreed.

"How was your dinner date?" asked my wife when I got home. "Very nice. Much more so than I could have imagined," I answered.

A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart attack. It happened so suddenly that I did to not get to do anything for her.

Some time later, I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant receipt from the same place mother and I had dined.

An attached note said: "I paid this bill in advance. I wasn't sure that I could be there; but nevertheless, I paid for two plates - one for you and the other for your wife. You will never know what that night meant for me. I love you, son."

At that moment, I understood the importance of saying in time: "I LOVE YOU!" and to give our loved ones the time that they deserve. Nothing in life is more important than your family. Give them the time they deserve, because these things cannot be put off till "some other time."

Pass this along to everyone with an aging parent, to a child, to an adult, to anyone with a parent. Here's hoping today is better than yesterday and tomorrow..........

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

A Proposal

A Desi guy was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, whom he wanted.
But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided
to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of
proposal to her.


HE WROTE :

Most worthy of your estimation
after a long consideration
and much mediation.
I have a strong indication
to become your relation.
As to my educational qualification,
it is no exaggeration or fabrication
that I have passed my matriculation examination;
no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation.
What do you say to the solemnisation
of our marriage celebration
according to the glorification of modern civilisation
and with a view to the expansion
of the population of present generation.

On your approbation of the application,
I shall make preparation to improve my situation,
and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
it will be our argumentation of the joy and
exaltation of our joint dissimilation.

Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion,

To remain victim of your fascination.


SHE WROTE :

Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,

Congratulation for your lengthy narration
of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation
for a combination which on examination
I find is a fine presentation of your ambition.

You have passed your matriculation with little preparation,
what about my graduation after a long botheration,
so improve situation in education
and make an application by acquisition
of post graduation and minimum qualification
for the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation
undergo beautification.

Further strict observation of the following conditions is the
regulation for the determination of our relation.

1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.

2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim
of any fascination and,

3. Procreation must not be your recreation.

In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of
paper conversation.

I Remain,

Unaffected by your affection.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Life is about correcting mistakes

Monica married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party, Monica's mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook. With Rs.1000 deposit amount.
Mother: 'Monica, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage life. When there's something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in. Write down what it's about next to the line.

The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I've done the first one for you today. Do the others with Hitesh.When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you've had.'

Monica shared this with Hitesh when getting home. They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made.

This was what they did after certain time:
- 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Hitesh after marriage
- 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Monica
- 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali
- 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Monica got pregnant
- 1 Jun: Rs.1000, Hitesh got promoted
..... and so on...
However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things.They didn't talk much. They regretted that they had married the most nasty people in the world.... no more love...Kind of typical nowadays, huh?

One day Monica talked to her Mother:
'Mom, we can't stand it anymore. We agree to divorce. I can't imagine how I decided to marry this guy!!!'
Mother: 'Sure, girl, that's no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you really can't stand it. But before that, do one thing first. Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and spend it first. You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor marriage.'

Monica thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account.
While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked, and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears. She left and went home.

When she was home, she handed the passbook to Hitesh, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce.
The next day, Hitesh gave the passbook back to Monica. She found a new deposit of Rs.5000.
And a line next to the record: 'This is the day I notice how much I've loved you thru out all these years. How much happiness you've brought me.'

They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe.
I don't know how much they saved .I believe the money did not matter any more after they had gone thru all the good years in their life.

"When you fall, in any way,  Don't see the place where you fell,
Instead see the place from where you slipped.
Life is about correcting mistakes."

Gone are the days

When the school reopened in June,
And we settled in our new desks and benches!

When we queued up in book depot,
And got our new books and notes!

When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays,
Yet managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.

We learnt writing with slates and pencils, and
Progressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips!

When we began drawing with crayons and evolved to
Color pencils and finally sketch pens!

When we started calculating first with tables and then with
Clarke's tables and advanced to
Calculators and computers!

When we chased one another in the
corridors in Intervals, and returned to the classrooms
Drenched in sweat!

When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,
Playgrounds, under the trees and even in cycle sheds!

When all the colours in the world,
Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays!

When a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table,
Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons!

When cricket was played with writing pads as bats,
And Neckties and socks rolled into balls!

When few played "kabadi" and "Kho-Kho" in scorching sun,
While others simply played "book cricket" in the Confines of classroom!

Of fights but no conspiracies,
Of Competitions but seldom jealousy!

When we used to watch Live Cricket telecast,
In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks!

When few rushed at 3:45 to "Conquer" window seats
in our School bus!
While few others had "Big Fun","peppermint" ,"kulfi", " milk ice !" and "sharbat !" at 4o Clock!

Gone are the days
Of Sports Day, and the annual School Day,And the one-month long preparations for them.

Gone are the days Of the stressful Quarterly,
Half Yearly and Annual Exams, And the most enjoyed holidays after them!

Gone are the days Of tenth and twelfth standards, when We Spent almost the whole year writing revision tests!

We learnt,
We enjoyed,
We played,
We won,
We lost,
We laughed,
We cried,
We fought,
We thought.

With so much fun in them, so many friends,
So much experience, all this and more!

Gone are the days When we used to talk for hours with our friends!
Now we don't have time to say a 'Hi'!

Gone are the days
When we played games on the road!
Now we Code on the road with laptop!

Gone are the days
When we saw stars Shining at Night!
Now we see stars when our code doesn't Work!

Gone are the days
When we sat to chat with Friends on grounds!
Now we chat in chat rooms.....!

Gone are the days
Where we studied just to pass!
Now we study to save our job!

Gone are the days
Where we had no money in our pockets
and still fun filled on our hearts!!
Now we have the ATM as well as credit card but with an
empty heart!!

Gone are the days
Where we shouted on the road!
Now we don't shout even at home

Gone are the days
Where we got lectures from all!
Now we give lectures to all...

Gone are the days
But not the memories, which will be
Lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and
Ever and ever and ever .....

Gone are the Days.... But still there are lot more Days to
come in our
Life!!

NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE ,
DONT FORGET TO
LIVE THE LIFE THAT STILL
EXISTS...

Go and thank ur dad

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over your lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was becoming old fashioned
You thanked him by telling him he had no
taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving
halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take ca re of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, send
this to all of ur Friends.If you don't then shame on u.'

Sunday, July 3, 2011

An Ultimate Love Poem

ભલે ઝગડીએ,ક્રોધ કરીએ,એકબીજા પર તૂટી પડીએ,

એકબીજા પર દાદાગીરી કરવા, છેલ્લે તો આપણે બેજ હોઈશું.

જે કહેવું હોય એ કહીલે,જે કરવું હોય એ કરીલે,

એકબીજાના ચોકઠા શોધવા છેલ્લે તો આપણે બેજ હોઈશું.

હું રીસાઈશ તો તું મનાવજે, તું રીસાઈશ તો હું મનાવીશ,

એકબીજાને લાડ લડાવવા, છેલ્લે તો આપણે બેજ હોઈશું.

આંખો જયારે ઝાંખી થશે,યાદશક્તિ પણ પાંખી થશે,

ત્યારે,એકબીજાને એકબીજામાં શોધવા છેલ્લે તો આપણે બેજ હોઈશું.

ઘુટણ જયારે દુખશે, કેડ પણ વળવાનું મુકશે,

ત્યારે એકબીજાના પગનાં નખ કાપવા,છેલ્લે તો આપણે બેજ હોઈશું.

મારા રીપોર્ટસ તદ્દન નોર્મલ છે,આઈ એમ ઓલરાઈટ ,

એમ કહીને એકબીજાને છેતરવા,છેલ્લે તો આપણે બેજ હોઈશું.

સાથ જયારે છૂટી જશે,વિદાય ની ઘડી આવી જશે,

ત્યારે, એકબીજાને માફ કરવા,છેલ્લે તો આપણે બેજ હોઈશું.

God Does Exist

A man went to a barber shop to have his hair and his beard cut as always.

He started to have a good conversation with the barber who attended him. They talked about so many things and various subjects. suddenly, they touched the subject of God.

The barber said: “Look man, I don’t believe that God exists as you say so.”

Why do you say that?” - asked the client.

Well, it’s so easy, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God does not exist. Oh, tell me, if God existed, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be no suffering nor pain. I can’t think of a God who permits all of these things.”

The client stopped for a moment thinking but he didn’t want to respond so as to prevent an argument. The barber finished his job and the client went out of the shop. Just after he left the barber shop he saw a man in the street with a long hair and beard (it seems that it had been a long time since he had his cut and he looked so untidy).

Then the client again entered the barber shop and he said to the barber: know what? Barbers do not exist.”

“How come they don’t exist?” - asked the barber. “Well I am here and I am a barber.”

“No!” - the client exclaimed. “They don’t exist because if they did there would be no people with long hair and beard like that man who walks in the street.”

“Ah, barbers do exist, what happens is that people do not come to me.”

“Exactly!”- affirmed the client. “That’s the point. GOD does exist, what happens is people don’t go to Him and do not look for Him that’s why there’s so much pain and suffering in the world.”

If you like this, share it to other people. If you think God does not exist, don’t do it.

You must be in Top Management

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me Sir, can you help me? I promised a friend, I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."


The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."


''You must be an engineer," said the lady balloonist.

"I am", replied the man. 'How did you know?'

''Well", answered the lady in the balloon, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip even more."

The engineer below responded, "You must be in Top Management."


''I am", replied the lady balloonist, "but, how did you know?''

"Well," said the Engineer, "You don't know where you are, or where you're going. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you, to solve your problems."

Saturday, July 2, 2011

ME and MY BOSS

When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough

When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,

When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
He is cooperating,

When I make a mistake,
I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
He's only human.

When I am out of the office,
I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
He's on business.

When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
He must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview .
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked

When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets

The Best Argument

Don't miss even a single word....

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God
He asks one of his new students to stand and.....

Prof:So you believe in God?

Student:Absolutely, sir.

Prof: Is God good?

Student:Sure.

Prof:Is God all-powerful?

Student: Yes..

Prof:My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)

Prof:You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?

Student:Yes.

Prof:Is Satan good?

Student: No.

Prof:Where does Satan come from?

Student:From....God...

Prof:That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student:
Yes.

Prof:
Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?

Student:Yes.

Prof:So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)

Prof:Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?

Student:Yes, sir.

Prof:So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)

Prof:Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you.
Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?

Student:No, sir.

Prof:Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

Student:No, sir.

Prof:Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?

Student:No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Prof:Yet you still believe in Him?

Student:Yes.

Prof:According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist.
What do you say to that, son?

Student:Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof:Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Student:Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Prof:Yes.

Student:And is there such a thing as cold?

Prof:Yes.

Student:No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theater becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat..
But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't
go any further after that.
There is no such thing as cold . Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat
. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it .
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student:What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Prof:Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

Student :You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright
light, flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In
reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?

Prof:So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student:Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Prof:Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student:Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought.. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is
not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof:If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student:Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)

Student:Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)

Student:Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Prof:I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.

Student:That is it sir... The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive.

NB: I believe you have enjoyed the conversation...and if so...you'll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same...won't you?....
this is a true story, and the

student was none other than..........

APJ Abdul Kalam , the former president of India .


Never stop trying until you achieve and never think that its an end of your achievement

AC in Cars - Good Facts

Please do not turn on AC immediately as soon as you enter the car.
Open the windows after you enter your car and turn ON the air-conditioning
after a couple of minutes

According to a research done, the car dashboard, sofa, air freshener
emits Benzene, a Cancer causing toxin (carcinogen - take note of the
heated plastic Smell in your car). In addition to causing cancer, it poisons your bones, causes anemia, and reduces white blood cells. Prolonged exposure will cause Leukemia,increasing the risk of cancer. May also cause miscarriage.
Acceptable Benzene level indoors is 50 mg per sq. ft... A car parked
indoors with the windows closed will contain 400-800 mg of Benzene. If
parked outdoors under the sun at a temperature above 60 degrees F, the
Benzene level goes up to 2000-4000 mg, 40 times the acceptable level... & the people inside the car will inevitably inhale an excess amount of the toxins.

It is recommended that you open the windows and door to give time for the interior to air out before you enter. Benzene is a toxin that affects your kidney and liver, and is very difficult for your body to expel this toxic stuff.

'When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others.'

Friday, July 1, 2011

एक आन्दोलन बन जाये

दर्द होता रहा छटपटाते रहे,
आईने॒से सदा चोट खाते रहे,
वो वतन बेचकर मुस्कुराते रहे  
हम वतन के लिए॒ सिर कटाते रहे

                                   280 लाख करोड़ का सवाल है ...
भारतीय गरीब है लेकिन भारत देश कभी गरीब नहीं रहा"* ये कहना है स्विस बैंक के डाइरेक्टर का. स्विस बैंक के डाइरेक्टर ने यह भी कहा है कि भारत का लगभग 280 लाख करोड़ रुपये उनके स्विस बैंक में जमा है. ये रकम इतनी है कि भारत का आने वाले 30 सालों का बजट बिना टैक्स के बनाया जा सकता है.

या यूँ कहें कि 60 करोड़ रोजगार के अवसर दिए जा सकते है. या यूँ भी कह सकते है कि भारत के किसी भी गाँव से दिल्ली तक 4 लेन रोड बनाया जा सकता है.

ऐसा भी कह सकते है कि 500 से ज्यादा सामाजिक प्रोजेक्ट पूर्ण किये जा सकते है. ये रकम इतनी ज्यादा है कि अगर हर भारतीय को 2000 रुपये हर महीने भी दिए जाये तो 60 साल तक ख़त्म ना हो. यानी भारत को किसी वर्ल्ड बैंक से लोन लेने कि कोई जरुरत नहीं है. जरा सोचिये ... हमारे भ्रष्ट राजनेताओं और नोकरशाहों ने कैसे देश को
लूटा है और ये लूट का सिलसिला अभी तक 2011 तक जारी है.

इस सिलसिले को अब रोकना बहुत ज्यादा जरूरी हो गया है. अंग्रेजो ने हमारे भारत पर करीब 200 सालो तक राज करके करीब 1 लाख करोड़ रुपये लूटा.

मगर आजादी के केवल 64 सालों में हमारे भ्रस्टाचार ने 280 लाख करोड़ लूटा है. एक तरफ 200 साल में 1 लाख करोड़ है और दूसरी तरफ केवल 64 सालों में 280 लाख करोड़ है. यानि हर साल लगभग 4.37 लाख करोड़, या हर महीने करीब 36 हजार करोड़ भारतीय मुद्रा स्विस बैंक में इन भ्रष्ट लोगों द्वारा जमा करवाई गई है.

भारत को किसी वर्ल्ड बैंक के लोन की कोई दरकार नहीं है. सोचो की कितना पैसा हमारे भ्रष्ट राजनेताओं और उच्च अधिकारीयों ने ब्लाक करके रखा हुआ है.

हमे भ्रस्ट राजनेताओं और भ्रष्ट अधिकारीयों के खिलाफ जाने का पूर्ण अधिकार है.हाल ही में हुवे घोटालों का आप सभी को पता ही है - CWG घोटाला, २ जी स्पेक्ट्रुम घोटाला , आदर्श होउसिंग घोटाला ... और ना जाने कौन कौन से घोटाले अभी उजागर होने वाले है ........

आप लोग जोक्स फॉरवर्ड करते ही हो.
इसे भी इतना फॉरवर्ड करो की पूरा भारत इसे पढ़े ... और एक आन्दोलन बन जाये

For All professionals

Dear All,

"In the wake of two shocking incidents that took place in Bangalore and Hyderabad, couples committing suicide because of extra-marital affairs with their colleagues.   I just thought of writing a small article on how to avoid such incidents.   This is really a serious matter and if not dealt on at an early stage could lead to such incidents in our personal life too.  I have done research on human behavior and psychology and am trying to put-in some text which may (or may not) be helpful to you.  Never-the-less I feel it's worth knowing such things and if possible every individual can make a conscious effort to more or less follow the same.

Some people don't take advice but taking good advice may do you no harm. 

Those who are not married, this is the best article before starting a new relationship if you are ready for it, it will only help you to lead a happy life.

Read on….

We spend 40/45/50/60 hours a week with our colleagues.  This is the most we spend with any members of our family.  So it's obvious they are an integral part of our life.  Good, understood.  But an important point to remember is colleagues are colleagues and not friends and if you think they are friends then you are highly mistaken.  Imagine working together for 9 hours a day together and then returning home and continuing to talk with your colleague on phone.  This is what happened with that Infosys guy who could not stand this behavior of his wife and killed her and committed suicide.  Which husband would like his wife talking on phone with her colleague and that too male counterpart? Or which wife will like her husband doing the same? Just keep yourself in that situation and see.  Anger will creep in within you.

So whatever gossip or topic you want to discuss with your colleagues do it during office hours and once you are out of office forget about your work and your colleagues unless it's official matter.
Just check this unnecessary talk…
A guy and her colleague walk out of office at 6.30p.m every day.  At 7.30 or 8.00 the guy calls that female;
Guy: Hi, how are you? Where have you reached? (Don't you know how she is and where she must be at this time?)
Lady: I am fine.  Reached home! 
Guy: What are you cooking today?
Lady: So and so
(Now here the lady knows that the guy has called to flirt with her and the call is unnecessary.  It's the duty of the female to say something to avoid that guy.  If she doesn't at this stage then this call will be going for another 30-45 mins and questions like 'When will you be taking bath? What time you will sleep? What will you bring for me for breakfast for tomorrow will creep in?' and imagine the state of the family members of that lady at this point. 

They expect the lady to come and talk with them for sometime but here this lady is enjoying a talk with the guy with whom she has been working since morning. 

No wonder such people will have a horrendous married life.

A simple thing to think about is Say you are not married.  You go to office and come back say at 6.00 in the evening.  You have so much of time left.  Can't you read some books and increase your knowledge rather than spending one-two hours on mobile.  Girls can start experimenting with new dishes.  Main thing to understand is such gossiping on calls becomes on habit and bad habits die-hard.  You will be addicted to talking and this can be bad as time goes on.  One you start working you have to come out of college life.  In college you could enjoy, flirt, and do anything you wanted.  But this is real life.  Be responsible or else you will be responsible for your terrible life and the life if your husband/wife.

Any person no matter who he/she is would never like his/her wife/husband having such relationship with her/his colleagues. 

Guys see to it that you don't put a habit of calling you female-colleagues after office hours or on weekends or holidays, even if they provoke you or give missed calls.  Let them spend time with their family members or other friends.  You also do the same.  Good girls don't give missed calls.  And girls who give stay away from them.  You can talk as much as you want in office.  And if any guy calls a gal then it is not bad to say 'No, Let's talk in office' or 'I am busy, talk with you tomorrow' to that guy.  Do it twice and they will automatically stop calling.  Guys have this habit of flirting and you allowing them to flirt will only help them do more.  Relationships can always be maintained in right manner.  Never succumb to emotional pressure like 'You don't want to talk with me or what' or 'You can call him but you can't call me' or 'You talk for so and so time with her but with me only this much'.  Some people fall for this because they don't want to lose him/her.  Again I say colleague is not a friend.  They are just here to work and keep on moving in their life.  They go to other company, go for growth and so on.  They will not wait for you in the same office to be with you forever.  So don't be emotionally attached with your colleagues.  They are competitors and always on their toes to show you down in front of seniors and managers.  You may not realize now but this is a fact, be ready for it.

Imagine a girl getting married and someone says to her to be husband that guy over there is the one who regularly calls your wife or your wife gives missed calls or calls that guy.  Always this thing will remain on the back of his mind.  Similarly someone tells the bride that your groom always keeps calling that girl or vice-versa….  Imagine yourself at that place.  Situations arise because we allow them to.  No one can lead ideal life but we can always make a sincere effort to lead one.

Another note to be taken about: (strictly male to female and female to male contexts)

If your colleague calls you just check out whether if he calls others also and if he doesn't then find out why? No guy will call other girl if he is not interested in that girl.  In a group there can be five females but it's not necessary that a guy calls all five.  He will only call the one on whom he is interested.  Similarly, a girl will not give missed call to everyone.  If she gives then she must be really lonely.  Stay away from them or you will be caught in their loving talk.  Guys normally fall for girls because of their beauty or their talk.  So if a guy colleague comes to you and proposes you then it's not his mistake completely, it's more of yours because you were the one who used to give him that space.

Also you become a topic of gossip among your fellow colleagues if they come to know that one of their colleagues is calling you and not calling others.  And there is nothing more dangerous than office gossip.  It can cost you your job and just remember how easily you got this job.

So please keep your office and its people at office and lead a normal happy life for your good and for the good of your spouse.  Send it to your colleagues, friends, relatives, parents and everyone and avoid incidents like the one mentioned at the beginning of this article.  If you feel anyone is doing anything mentioned above then just go and tell him/her.  You will be helping someone in their life."

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Good Life starts only when you stop wanting a better One

Selecting a Software Bridegroom



A conversation about the process of selecting a software bridegroom.... Enjoy reading..

Vidhya: hey! what is the matter you have called up all of a sudden?
 
Nithya : do u remember that my parents gave my horoscope, to search for
a suitable match, to many people? So many horoscopes of the groom has
come.. in that 4-5 seems to match.. I don't know which one to select, I
am confused because of it.

Vidhya: what is the confusion about?

Nithya: horoscopes of many software engineers have come.
That's why I don't know whom I must select among this. You are a
software engineer na pls give me some suggestion.

vidhya: not a problem at all. So tell me the position that each one
holds.

nithya: first is a "manager".

vidhya: manager?? Then he will showcast himself that he is busy always.
But he will not do anything properly. He will get u 1 kg of rice and ask
you to prepare for the whole area say a village. He will get you mutton
and ask you to prepare chicken 65. Even if you protest telling you can't
make it, he'll not accept. He will tell you to work hard day and night
to prepare it. He will also tell he'll provide you with the night cab.
Even if you ask how can I prepare chicken 65 out of it by sitting day
and night he will not accept.

nithya: ohh..so dangerous he is!! Then I must escape. Next is a "test engineer".

vidhya: he is more dangerous than the other person. Whatever you do he
will correctly tell only the fault in it. Even if you try to surprise
him with 10 variety of food, he will tell the item which does not have
salt in it. If you ask him "will you not at least tell that it is good",
he will reply back saying it is your duty to make it good so why must I
tell that. He is sooo good ...

Nithya: then a NO to him also. Next is the "performance test engineer".

vidhya: he is another specimen.. even if everything is good, he will ask
why did it take this much time. If you take 10 minutes to make a coffee,
he will question you asking why you have taken 10 min for a coffee which
can be done within 5 min. Even if you say that he is talking about the
instant coffee while you have made the filter coffee, he will not
accept. The same will be with all the work you do. You must not think
about this person if you want to do make up in your life !!!

Nithya: then! you mean to say that we should not marry software guys??

Vidhya: who said like that?? In software there is one more group. They
are called the developers group. How much ever you hit them they will bear.


Nithya: then tell about them.

Vidhya: you don't have to do anything. They will do everything
themselves. If we sit back and just boost them it is enough. But the
problem with them is- they will say "I know it" whatever you ask them.
Even that is ok. They will bear how much ever you hit them but the
condition is you must keep saying "you are too good" after hitting them
every time.

Nithya: this is superb. Then we must search for this kind of a groom....

"Good Life starts only when you stop wanting a better One"

Respect HER

To all the guys who read this…..please read fully
and understand…………..
To all the girls who read this……….... An excellent forward……please read fully..... and forward to
the boys you know……….
This is a beautiful article:
T he woman in your life...very well expressed...

Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry herwith these facts as well.

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
you have because she is as human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your
Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system
that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as
much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook
food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more,
and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother,
a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as
to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you;

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply
Because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise

One, who can be late from work once in a while whendeadlines, just like yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important,
relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some
and trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

But not many guys understand this......

Please appreciate "HER"













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